
Self defense! Tote Bag
Some days, you’re just one inconvenience away from making headlines 😤. The I Wish a MF Would tote is the perfect blend of function, attitude, and self-defense—because if you have to carry the weight of the world, you might as well make it count 🧱💥. Featuring a bold brick design and an unapologetic message, this bag lets everyone know you’re pissed, you’re tired, and if necessary… you’re prepared.
Made from durable, eco-friendly organic cotton twill 🌱, this tote is sturdy enough to haul groceries, books, or—hypothetically—a well-placed brick 👜👊. With reinforced straps and a spacious interior, it’s both practical and a fun challenge to anyone testing your patience. Cute, sustainable, and just a little bit dangerous—carry with confidence. 🔥
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Gather & Wear
- Email: contact@support.gatherandwear.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Self defense! Tote Bag Size Guide

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One size
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14 1/2
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16
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24
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1
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