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Self defense! Tote Bag

$38.24 CAD
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Some days, you’re just one inconvenience away from making headlines 😤. The I Wish a MF Would tote is the perfect blend of function, attitude, and self-defense—because if you have to carry the weight of the world, you might as well make it count 🧱💥. Featuring a bold brick design and an unapologetic message, this bag lets everyone know you’re pissed, you’re tired, and if necessary… you’re prepared.  

Made from durable, eco-friendly organic cotton twill 🌱, this tote is sturdy enough to haul groceries, books, or—hypothetically—a well-placed brick 👜👊. With reinforced straps and a spacious interior, it’s both practical and a fun challenge to anyone testing your patience. Cute, sustainable, and just a little bit dangerous—carry with confidence. 🔥

More details

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.